My out of town guests

This is to summarize the wonderful weekend I just had. I was angry at the fact that I couldnt go to Nashville and the fact that Kimora and his crew didnt take me with them. Nonetheless this weekend was a sucess and it in fact made up for me not going to Nashville. Hell I probably had a better time here with all of my friends than with a few of us going and the rest left behind. Friday, I ventured down to Champaign Urbana to see my lil sister and take her car to her. .
Then I was picked up by TOOROYAL and we journeyed back to Chicago in this lil ass HONDA. Tho it is a nice car with 1,000,000 miles on it, it just dont look right with 3 big niggas in it that are all over 6ft and and over 240 lbs. Im sure we looked like circus clowns getting out of that car. Then 5 big ass people piled up in my car... at least my honda is a lil bigger to go to Houseshoe casino to have dinner.. At this point everyone was in SHOCK! We were in shock about that $32 per person we were told and they were in shock looking at 6 (ME, CASH,TOOROYAL,KING LOUIS, BARTENDER, and Dalilbbrown) big boys coming in there.
It would have been more but everyone else bailed out on me. Im sure they got on the phone and called in for back up cause they thought were going to give that buffet hell. We left and got Carbondale and then headed downtown to see a movie that was sold out! A lil angry I was after I learned that we were attempting to see a movie that just came out! Of course it was going to be sold out! Then after that we went back to my place to have drinks and just to chill.
The night was going good of course with everyone seeming to be a lil sexually aggressive. What the hell did he put in them drinks?! Then we all went to bed, cash went home, and Bartender went in the bathroom after I pushed his ass off my carpet after he said he was not feeling well.

We all went to bed only to wake up to Bartender laying in the floor with only pants on and a towel tied around his head. WTF? then to get up and see all this fucking red throw up in my bathroom. I was hoping that he did not throw up on my crisp white shower curtain. I went to get my axe to cut his ass up! I woke him up out of his drunken stuper to be lied to. He knew very damn well that he did it and got up denying it.. What remains a mystery is how he managed to get from the bathroom to the front room naked cause his pants were in the front room. Later we went to eat and then Michigan city and then to South Bend to meet the infamous South bend. A stunt! Then we ventured over to Niles Michigan to this good ass Haunted House that got all of our asses right together. I aint gone put all them big niggahs on blast by putting the 2 smallest in front of everyone(me and dalilbbrown), but we held our own. Then we went to eat.

On Sunday we went to church and then down town to eat and they all piled back in my house last night. Today I get to work to find out my ex is hired and started today. Ive been acting like I dont know him.