One hell of a Birthday Weekend

What up 360? This ya boy coming at ya, I know it’s been a while but I’m dropping down on you with some of my weekly rants, raves and random thoughts. I had last week off from school to actually get some rest. I mean this professor was an Ass. I was disappointed that I didn’t get my usual A in the class but kind of excited about the B I am getting. Today the world OFFICIALLY enters into the realm of the ALMIGHTY GEMINI. What wonderful people we are.
Now on to my FAMILY. My sister came home to stay with me until she goes back for summer school and it has been hell. I mean I am in the phase of LIFE where quiet and solitude is important to me. I mean I been catching up on sleep and lounging around the house. Then here she comes and not only did she come, she brought her man with her. Hell I thought I must have been running an escort service on the LAKE. What would I call it, “LAKE SHORES Escort Service.” I quickly let her know that he was not going to be spending 100% of his time in my house and that when I come home I don’t want to see him or anyone else.
I have yet to talk to my momma and my grandma. I made it up in my mind a while back that I was done dealing with the HEART Ache brought forth by my family. I don’t know if they are misbehaving because of my Bisexual orientation or whatever the case is, I’m not putting up with it. I’m tired of being GUILT TRIPPED, scorned and made to feel bad because I don’t help them out. You would think that after I took their mothers day gifts and did a DRIVE by GIFT throwing they would see that I wasn’t playing anymore. I am not going to be talking to them until they change and I’m praying neither of us meets our demise before then.
With my 25th (26th) birthday quickly rolling around the corner I mean I am knocking on 30’s door and people will probably start calling me an old man. I wanted to kick this past weekend but did not do anything of the sort. Friday night I spent my evening having cocktails by myself in my bed chatting with the kids off of BGC, which is a DAMNED FOOL. I mean it seems as if all this underage High School Kids hit me up and the actual adults play games. In my last relationship I was 5 years his senior but never 10. I also find it HILARIOUS that I am blocked by several people who I never said anything too. I went to bed so early that I woke back up at 6am Saturday morning. I got up and went to the DMV to get my license because it was expiring on my birthday. I had to retake the written and vision both of which I passed. I spent the rest of the day chillin with Deb.
I had this best friend from HIGH School after we graduated we lost contact and haven’t talk, hell its been almost 10 years. Somehow we found one another on Myspace and we talked for about 3 hours on Saturday. I was so happy because we had a lot to catch up on. Hopefully, if he comes to Chicago I will see him next weekend.
My boring weekend climaxed last night on my way home when looked and saw MERCEDES in my window. I looked up and “Japan” had hit my damn car. I mean damnit you can’t have nothing. I get out the car and both of my damn Drivers doors are caved in. Then the rice eating hoe has the nerve to say to the police that I hit her damn TRUCK. I ask how? Your car ain’t dented but not 1 but 2 of my doors are fucked up. She hit me with the steel beams on the front of the truck.