I've been tagged! SO here it is

If you were to be the opposite sex for one day, what would you do?

I would go shopping and get the best clothes and pumps money can and walk around downtown and pull all the niggahs

If you had to name the most difficult thing about being a teenager today, what would you say?

Just wondering is my life going to spared!

If you had to name the most embarrassing moment of your life, when was it?

This past summer me, cash, and winthrop went to a hotel party. Me and Winthrop got so drunk that we were both throwing up and Cash had to drive us home. The Fucker threw up all in my car.

If you had to name the most overrated actor in Hollywood, who would it be?

George Clooney

If you had to name the one personality trait that you have tried the hardest to change in yourself, what would you say?

My evil, vindictive, farceuses ass personality.

If you could go back for one minute to the Garden of Eden and give Adam advice, what would you say?

Pussy will make you do some crazy things so don’t listen to it.

If you were to name the best “I told you so” you ever got to deliver, what was it?

When I told a former friend of mine that his man was cheating on him and I was able to prove it.

If you were Madonna, what would you do for your next publicity stunt?

I don’t know! Hell she has done everything so what’s left for me to do.

If you could have a lifetime 50 percent discount in any single store at your local mall, which store would it be in?

Marshall Fields and Company

If you could have one more pet, what kind would you get, and what would you name it?

I want a Cheetah and I would name him Cornflake.

If you could have God perform one miracle today, what would you want it to be?

I would ask for Prosperity over the WORLD, hell we are in a bad time.

If you could spend next New Year’s Eve doing anything, what would you do, and with whom?

I would have a big party and when it was over I would spend the rest of it with my baby(???????)

If you were to set your country’s immigration policy, what would it be?

The visas would expire after 90 days. TAKE YO ASS HOME!

If you were given the power to settle the issue of gays in the military, what policy would you set?

I would allow gays to be themselves but maintain the dignity and respect as an officer.

If you could have one person you have lost touch with call you up tonight and invite you to dinner, who would you want it to be?

It would have to be Springfield! He is such a great lover! Puerto Ricans know how to take care of their men.

If you could change on thing about your love life, what would it be?

I would learn to love harder.

If you could have prevented one book from ever having been written, which book would it be?

On the Down low… He is such an asshole and thinks he knows it all.. He Doesn’t

If you have to name the best music album ever recorded, which would you select?

Fantasia’s CD…. It has so much truth and meaning

If you could have one thing made out of pure gold, what would you choose?

A statue of my lower Half, while ERECT(waist down to ankles)
If God were to whisper one thing in your ear, what would you like Him to say?

Well Done GOOD and Faithful servant, Enter into the GATES