Quit Playing

Today has probably been the most boring day at the GIG in a long time. Im sitting here tired of looking at profiles on 360, tired of checking email, and tired of doing nothing. I just dont feel motivated to do anything and I dont know why.
I got this co-worker of mine who just runs me LOW... I mean dont get me wrong I aint all of that but I dont go around pretending to be something that I aint. Well for starters he claims that he is the best in anything he does... While I sit and look at him as a F**K UP. He tries to make everyone at the table laugh at him and they simply just look at him and I adjust my reading glasses. TooRoyal can attest to his personality, he is far too many things. He walks around here calling my name.. Maurice! I told him today LOOK Brother.. You are working my nerves... You dont know everything and I wish you would stop trying to impose yourself on me. I swear he has the answer for it all.. I hold my tongue back to keep from saying some bad things to him because I know his lil feelings would be hurt. WHO Does He Think He is? If he has on something and you compliment him then he has to give this dramatic performance of how they were shipped from Italy first class. Girl... Im thinking.. Honey shipped from Burlingtoncoatfactory.com or Valuecity.com. The clothes are in Italy have never been made for the plus size kids. LORD, i know any minute he'll be pooching over here with me. To tell me about this LAVISH, Luxurious, Grand, Non existent lifestyle that he lives. Let him tell it he pulls all the KIDS and they flock to him like white on rice. He Drives that Rolls Royce(Grandma's Plymouth). He wears those Fendi Shades (Kiosk at Ford City), and basically has his dissertation written and is about to be published (B.A).. Can we get a Amen for this DIVA. NOT! He pissed me off today and this is the reason why I dont deal with FAGS.. He says so why didnt you let me suduce you when I dropped you off the OTHER DAY. EXCUSE ME! I told him Im no ones HOE. LOW and Behold, did he just come over here and touch my shoulders and start singing.. Oh yeah I forgot he is a member of the BEST community Choir in the City.
So next I got a friend who is really running me LOW. Tell me about these FAGS. So I am positive Joliet Junior is down. He absolutely loves boys and he knows he does. He makes these lil snide remarks and then plays it off like no one heard him. He makes advances at me one and then the next day.. He is saved Sanctified, Holy Ghost Filled, Born and Baptised and Straigter than my Dick when I am hard. I want to tell him all the time, who do you think you are fooling? I cant let him keep living in his little fantasy world.. To thine own self be true.. and thats my motto.. I try to keep it real and I dont sugar coat anything for anyone.. I talked to Mrs. Kornbread ...

Maurice: I got a friend... who wants me so bad but is scared
ms_keisha_kornbread: and?
Maurice: he is a punk
ms_keisha_kornbread: clearly
ms_keisha_kornbread: what he scared of
ms_keisha_kornbread: bleeding?
ms_keisha_kornbread: rips?
ms_keisha_kornbread: and tears?
ms_keisha_kornbread: amateurs!!
ms_keisha_kornbread: lawd
ms_keisha_kornbread: LOL
ms_keisha_kornbread: burn his house down
ms_keisha_kornbread: or his car
ms_keisha_kornbread: and call it even
Maurice: LOL.....
Maurice: Im going to just go see him and make him do the stuff so he can stop talking crazy