I wish I would

I did manage to press my way out to work this morning, one part of me regrets it and another part of me says you don't need to waste your sick days. But I will tell you this flu aint no muthafucking JOKE.. One minute im hot the next freezing cold and the sweats.. GOOD LORD..
But im sure everyone has heard about the psycho Astronaut bitch we have wasted money sending up into space. Didn't the man tell this stupid bitch, whats goes on in space stays up in space especially if it has nothing to do with work. It must have been some good ass dick that got her coming down here acting a fool. Aint no dick worth your career and shit, now this bitch done lost her job and can never work as a astronaut again. I hope her student loans and shit are paid off. LOL Imagine up in space fucking and bouncing. Its not like they could land and sit still. Did I mention she was white and crazy. She put on a damn diaper imagine shitting and pissing in the same diaper for hours. What about when she had to get gas? She couldnt use it then.. this hoe is crazy. This hoe was pulling stunts to be with this man, not only did she leave her children and own husband behind this hoe had weapons of mass destruction. She had pepper Spray, a taser, shank, and who knows else. Black people dont need all that!
I was I would put on a diaper and drive clear across the country to go confront someone elses LOVER cause I wanted them. See us black people write emails, send text, and call bitches and tell them we gone fuck them up. The Black woman dont want to break their nails or fuck up their hair so they send the world out by other means and say "you better hope I dont run into you else im fuck you up". The Children, hell they aint trying to mess up their pumps and shit or they're fresh hair due and holln, GIRL, Bitch he can have em. The dick was TRASH anyway.
Personally, I woulda called and said you can have HIM gurl.. I dont want him.. LOL..