Act like a kid if U want too

Song Im feeling at the Moment: Encourage Yourself by Donald Lawrence
My friend from LA is here and I kicked it with him all day. I woke up this morning and immediately hit the snooze…. WTF, I didn’t want to get up and boy I am tired. So I hate when I get like this, I am cranky and OVERALL a Real Bitch…. More so than ever!
People have been getting on my nerves lately because people don’t want to grow up. Life ain’t about games! People have been showing me lately how much I really mean to them.. Why is that people want you to put your all on the table and they have nothing or even try to bring anything to the table. That bothers me to no end… I say Damn what do you want me to do….. They claim to not be on bullshit but in fact that’s all they’re on… I just don’t get IT! I was not born YESTERDAY. On a more pleasant note… I kinda made amends with my family this weekend in our own way… I still have not had much convo with them but at least I’m willing to be cordial finally.
Yo Boy is still single…. But I’ve been meeting some interesting people and the bad part about it is that they are all in different cities far away. I met this 20 yr old boy and he seems to be full of drama but he real cool. I got my eye on this LOVELY lady at my church.. I want to marry her… If I only knew how to approach her... I love my ex but he is full of shit and didn’t realize he had a good thing so that’s why were single… He aint ready to grow up… TIME WAITS FOR NO ONE.
This past weekend Me, Debbie, Louis and a co-worker of mine went out originally for shopping and gathering items for my trip this upcoming weekend. I acted like a big ass KID! It started out with lots of birthday gifts from her and then a nice little lunch and ended up SOAKING WET. Me and Debbie were chasing one another through the gas station with bottles of water. Imagine my fat ass and her lil ass running around.. *** her yelling I’m gone get you Black Muthafucker*** (ME Screaming with Laughter).. LOL…. Then we went in Marshall’s clowning and fucked with the cashier. We did this dialogue of her being my wife and her taking care of me. All the while the Cashier is looking at us crazy.

Me: Babe can you buy these pants for me
Her: Yes
ME: Are you ready for me to get a job
Her: Yes im tired of paying all the bills, buying your clothes, paying your child support, and overall taking care of you.
Me: Im tired of having to beg you for money and everything…
Her: We need to go back to Texas!
ME: (grabs her around the shoulder) Babe, were not from Texas were from the Southside of Chicago. Did you take your medicine this morning? I told you about coming out without your meds.. (Cashier, looks in awww and walks away).

One of these days were going to get arrested.
We then went to Walmart, and she poured Water down my back… She ran off around the store trying to avoid me… I picked up a gallon and looked for her around the store… I finally caught her ass and she was scared. I didn’t get her get her cause Co worker was trying to protect her. But we made it back to Chicago.. Its after 12 in the morning and I remembered she wet me up so I grab the water out of coworkers car and Started throwing that shit at Debbie (her saying I’m gone get you black muthafucker. Then Co-worker pours window out her window on me…. And then I run back to my car and throw water out at her through her back windows.. OFFICIALLY the summer has begun and its on..