Quit Playing

Today has probably been the most boring day at the GIG in a long time. Im sitting here tired of looking at profiles on 360, tired of checking email, and tired of doing nothing. I just dont feel motivated to do anything and I dont know why.
I got this co-worker of mine who just runs me LOW... I mean dont get me wrong I aint all of that but I dont go around pretending to be something that I aint. Well for starters he claims that he is the best in anything he does... While I sit and look at him as a F**K UP. He tries to make everyone at the table laugh at him and they simply just look at him and I adjust my reading glasses. TooRoyal can attest to his personality, he is far too many things. He walks around here calling my name.. Maurice! I told him today LOOK Brother.. You are working my nerves... You dont know everything and I wish you would stop trying to impose yourself on me. I swear he has the answer for it all.. I hold my tongue back to keep from saying some bad things to him because I know his lil feelings would be hurt. WHO Does He Think He is? If he has on something and you compliment him then he has to give this dramatic performance of how they were shipped from Italy first class. Girl... Im thinking.. Honey shipped from Burlingtoncoatfactory.com or Valuecity.com. The clothes are in Italy have never been made for the plus size kids. LORD, i know any minute he'll be pooching over here with me. To tell me about this LAVISH, Luxurious, Grand, Non existent lifestyle that he lives. Let him tell it he pulls all the KIDS and they flock to him like white on rice. He Drives that Rolls Royce(Grandma's Plymouth). He wears those Fendi Shades (Kiosk at Ford City), and basically has his dissertation written and is about to be published (B.A).. Can we get a Amen for this DIVA. NOT! He pissed me off today and this is the reason why I dont deal with FAGS.. He says so why didnt you let me suduce you when I dropped you off the OTHER DAY. EXCUSE ME! I told him Im no ones HOE. LOW and Behold, did he just come over here and touch my shoulders and start singing.. Oh yeah I forgot he is a member of the BEST community Choir in the City.
So next I got a friend who is really running me LOW. Tell me about these FAGS. So I am positive Joliet Junior is down. He absolutely loves boys and he knows he does. He makes these lil snide remarks and then plays it off like no one heard him. He makes advances at me one and then the next day.. He is saved Sanctified, Holy Ghost Filled, Born and Baptised and Straigter than my Dick when I am hard. I want to tell him all the time, who do you think you are fooling? I cant let him keep living in his little fantasy world.. To thine own self be true.. and thats my motto.. I try to keep it real and I dont sugar coat anything for anyone.. I talked to Mrs. Kornbread ...

Maurice: I got a friend... who wants me so bad but is scared
ms_keisha_kornbread: and?
Maurice: he is a punk
ms_keisha_kornbread: clearly
ms_keisha_kornbread: what he scared of
ms_keisha_kornbread: bleeding?
ms_keisha_kornbread: rips?
ms_keisha_kornbread: and tears?
ms_keisha_kornbread: amateurs!!
ms_keisha_kornbread: lawd
ms_keisha_kornbread: LOL
ms_keisha_kornbread: burn his house down
ms_keisha_kornbread: or his car
ms_keisha_kornbread: and call it even
Maurice: LOL.....
Maurice: Im going to just go see him and make him do the stuff so he can stop talking crazy

Who do you think you are?

Well yesterday started off wrong to begin with so I could not expect it to be a good day anyway. It started with me being stuck in the parking lot of my house and not being able to move my car out of my spot more than a few feet. I gave up and went back in the house and called my supervisors to say I wasn’t coming. Approx 30mins later they called me and told me to come to work. I was like I don’t do buses that’s why I own a car. Needless to say if I wanted to be paid then I had to go. So I tracked through all of the snow until I got to the street where I had to track over the mounds of snow, IDOT pushed on the curb.. while I was standing there attempting to cross the street these 2 guys pulled up and we had the stare down. I turned my head cause I’m like if you AINT taking me to my job I’m not talking to you. I got on the push and paid my $2, yuck and then my co-workers picked me and brought me back to the job where they were having a party for our clients.. which I might was Good. Then my other co-worker brought me home. I spent my evening sitting in front of my computer talking to various people.. I went to bed last night by myself without cumming… NO Cakes, NO Cookies, No Pies and I didn’t even beat my own meat. So yesterday was the same day as any other DAY.. ITS SUCKED!

As the Blog Turns

Mookie, Dekalb, Walmart and Baby Daddy C-world enter the Stage. It was silent and out of the Blue C-World starts yelling.. YOU F**King cheater.. You told me that you were going to be with me and no one else was going to come between us. YOU LIED! Now your F**KING my best friend! Mookie stands up then and hollers you were not good enough for him. He wants a real man not some butch queen stunt like you. B***H, C-world lunges at Mookie in an attempt to fight.. Dekalb aims at me and tries to punch me in the face. I sit in the corner with my hand over my face. Walmart sits in the corner and screams you b***hes are fighting over a man that wants none of you, he wants ME.. I got the best a**, the best head, and I look the best. Besides that he is paying for my phone, car, and paying my rent. Why don’t all of you tired Late A** bottoms sit the F**K down and shut up. Walmart runs over to me and sits on my Lap. (In the Audience, Cash is smiling and texting me asking me What the hell is going on, Dalilbbrown is saying Uh hnmmmm, TooRoyal is adjusting reading glasses and perching her lips, and Keisha stands up to say something) In comes………………?? (who is it?)

I HATE GAY PEOPLE!! Can you believe this statement from Tim Hardaway. He is probably one of the main ones getting pounded.. I believe that is it a gay person in every aspect of life INCLUDING athletes and royal families (HORD). I mean look at all that’s been coming out of closets. Senators and Congressman. GAY people are no different then anyone else… WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS? Stupid CUNT!

Next on as the blog turns

Well I was going to write a blog yesterday but I just wasn’t feeling yesterday seeing as tho I didn’t want to get up nor did I want to leave my house. I got up took my time getting to the shower and then sat on the edge of my bed as if I didn’t have somewhere to be. I sat and procrastinated for like 50mins before I finally Left out my house at 7:37 and had to be at work in 23mins. Prior to walking out I knew that I had a car covered with snow and that the commute would be longer but I didn’t care. Tell me why I made it to work on time and I live at least 30-40mins from my job especially in harsh conditions and rush hour..
This morning was bad.. It took me about an hour to get to work with all the snow on the ground.. I’ll tell you.. LAKE Shore Drive ain’t the place to be in the snow. So I pull in front of the agency and everyone is stuck on the street lined up like they are in some kind of funeral processional. I keep driving and double back because I said if we cant get it then I’m doubling back on to the Crib.. Finally they were getting in… I didn’t get into my job until about 8:20… too bad for them cause they have thrown off my whole work schedule and the chances of me doing anything are slim to none. HELLO 360 and Blogspot.
Soap Opera
Next on as the Blog Turns……
I’m here to confess that I am sleeping with my babies daddy best friend. We have been seeing one another since ATL. I like him cause he is cute and thick and mild mannered and a Freak like me. The sex is great and we have the connection. We have been keeping it under wraps but now we’ve decided we want to be together. My baby daddy confronted me about it last night and I blew him off… My other baby daddy called me out on it….
I’m also here to confess to the both of them… that I also been sleeping with my friend. We had been having sexual tension and we decided to act upon it. He helps me out when I need him. (CRIES)…..
Out comes Mookie, Dekalb, Walmart and Baby Daddy C-world(name changed due to confidentiality)…
Now on to something other than my life.. Is smoking socially acceptable? Personally I HATE the smell of it.. I hate when it gets in my clothes and hair. I hate for people to do around me because it causes me to wheeze and choke. But I was having a discussion with ROI and he told me smoking is socially acceptable and clearly I disagree with him because Smoking is only acceptable amongst those that smoke. He said that people would rather go to a Popping club that allows smokers than to one that was popping and didn’t allow smoking? What you think 360?

I wish I would

I did manage to press my way out to work this morning, one part of me regrets it and another part of me says you don't need to waste your sick days. But I will tell you this flu aint no muthafucking JOKE.. One minute im hot the next freezing cold and the sweats.. GOOD LORD..
But im sure everyone has heard about the psycho Astronaut bitch we have wasted money sending up into space. Didn't the man tell this stupid bitch, whats goes on in space stays up in space especially if it has nothing to do with work. It must have been some good ass dick that got her coming down here acting a fool. Aint no dick worth your career and shit, now this bitch done lost her job and can never work as a astronaut again. I hope her student loans and shit are paid off. LOL Imagine up in space fucking and bouncing. Its not like they could land and sit still. Did I mention she was white and crazy. She put on a damn diaper imagine shitting and pissing in the same diaper for hours. What about when she had to get gas? She couldnt use it then.. this hoe is crazy. This hoe was pulling stunts to be with this man, not only did she leave her children and own husband behind this hoe had weapons of mass destruction. She had pepper Spray, a taser, shank, and who knows else. Black people dont need all that!
I was I would put on a diaper and drive clear across the country to go confront someone elses LOVER cause I wanted them. See us black people write emails, send text, and call bitches and tell them we gone fuck them up. The Black woman dont want to break their nails or fuck up their hair so they send the world out by other means and say "you better hope I dont run into you else im fuck you up". The Children, hell they aint trying to mess up their pumps and shit or they're fresh hair due and holln, GIRL, Bitch he can have em. The dick was TRASH anyway.
Personally, I woulda called and said you can have HIM gurl.. I dont want him.. LOL..

Feb 7

Im not feeling the best and I have not been feeling good since I woke up Monday morning for work. So I didnt go to work and I think TooRoyal, Louis, and Carbondale were grateful cause they got to sleep longer. Then I took my happy go lucky to ass to work Tuesday only to be sick and slept 3/4 of my 8 hours I was there. LOL. Then I woke up this morning feeling shitty once again so I stayed in bed. The Nerve of some Sales Man, they are so low GRADE. Well I been pricing addtl extended warranties for my NEW car and this one guy told me he didnt understand and I was Simply put "STUPID" for not accepting his offer. I felt the Twin rolling out but since I was ILL I didnt say much and told I cant do business with you and hung up. THE NERVE! Since my head is starting to spin again which means its time to lay it down.. Ill end it here..

Randomness and Sex

Yesterday I reached my 2 year mark at my company and I was happy to say to say I survived micro-managing, attitudes, spur of the moment things, and Director mood regulations and such. LOL.. I didnt find out if I had the job or not but I was told I would find out either way.
My Allergies are giving me hell! Damn, I didnt know you got them in january and february.
I got my new TV yesterday and its gone go back to the store within 14 days. LOL
Well I was speaking to my friend in California yesterday and we talked about my my most FAVORITE subject which is SEX. LOL! He and his lover of 4 years have many problems with their sex life. My guy states his LOVER uses sex as a bargaining tool. WTF??? How do you bargain sex? Thats purely absurd! I told him that more than likely his lover is CHEATING and when he has been intimate with whoever he is cheating with, thats why he denies him sex? Is it morally right to deny your partner sex all the time? I mean I would be pissed off if a LOVER of mine did it to me because thats purely BULLSHIT. I wouldnt get in a relationship willingly knowing that if I wanted to have sex that I would have to wait until maybe a week later? One of the 5 main reasons with sex being 3 on the priority list is SEX and having the security of knowing that you are intimately involved with just that ONE person. So I was talking to him this morning and he told me that his LOVER said that they could only have sex Thurs-Sunday and was not willing to negotiate the days.. WTF?? I thought, first he denies sex and then he wants to put a cap on the number and days you can make love? SO what if he doesnt feel like it on those days? What does it sound like to you? I began to question about the other supports that are GIVEN? NONE, so you know what I told him? I SAID DROP HIM! You be lonely by yourself! SO 360 what advice can you give my friend?